The anatomy of an Orkut testimonial
X is an absolute pig and loves to torture echidnas. He forced me to write this at gunpoint so here goes...
X is a really sweet guy, whom I have known for n years. He was helpful and helped me clean up my potty in kindergarten, my vomit in class 3, first year of engineering and at my graduation. He is kind-hearted and loves animals. Not in the wrong sense...he he he.
He is very talented and can play the didgeridoo , the kanjeera and the fool. He..he..he..just kidding. He simply plays the fool.He...he...he kidding again. He got the first rank in class one and has ever since inspired me to improve my copying skills. He was also the best bench monitor and homework leader I ever had.
X, you have been a source of inspiration, constipation and ejaculation ( check all that apply). Hope we remain friends...forever.
Man...X...you should have just pulled the trigger and done yourself and all of us a big favor.
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15 comments:
good one! wonder if you wrote any such testis..
gimme a break. No way!!!
my testimonials usually involve names of pornstars and other politically incorrect words.
He writes them and then deletes them if they don't contain names of pornstars and other politically incorrect words.
obly. what the point of being a nice guy if the women are not interested in you?
better be a bad ass and be hated.
BTW, i am in town.
how did you manage to getthat plugin to work for blogger beta????????
actually thought that it was one of your testi's when i read it,. after reading the scraps i know otherwise. ;-)
totally agree to "whats the point in being the nice guy" there are bad girls out there who like the bad guys.and we will fit right in
If you ever write a testimonial like that for me, I will hunt you down and kill you slowly.
hey hey:)
i know such testimonials are sad but it's better than the one u've written for me.."psycho mugger"..huh..(read, write me another testi.asap.)
but it's cute,the way u've written it:p
sandhya
You write "my sexy akka", and expect which girl to get impressed?
sooper testi format...
by the way performancing is cuppax
hehe...i am in testi writing mood now.
Good stuff.
Here's my take on something similar...
Orkut - They are watching you
Though I am not that cheeky!
cheers.
machi...too much whitespace on your blog...do something...
@arvind : cheeze intended.
@pilfering smallchangedenominationequivalent: yes i agree. i am back to doing it the good old way
@indus: yen maadli maga...i have to manually sit and clean up the shit. thanks to performancing.
@pollyanna: you!
kripal: :D
ra: you are giving me ideas.
sandhya: uh huh.
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