This is a chain mail that originated in Mogadishu, Somalia. It was started by a mercenary who later had luck when food supplies dropped by The USAF landed in his back yard.
This was received by a carpenter in Tijuana and he was blessed with the luck of making the frames for all the local billboards in the town of Nowhere,Wyoming.
A Janitor in Manitoba ignored this mail and then next day all the toilets at the local high school he worked in turned green. He was asked to do the chicken dance by the principal as punishment.
Send this mail to 353 people in the next ten seconds, then run naked around your room twice and then gargle a litre of salt water and you will have good luck with a sore throat.
If you fail to send this then you will suddenly feel the urge to pee and it will so happen that you will wet yourself.
Please do not ignore.
Sounds familiar...? If it does then you probably are on Orkut and have the habit of checking your messages.
It might seem ridiculous, this message, but hey...it could have happened. There are a lot of things in this world that are still unexplained. Primary reason why we have the concept of 'GOD'.
P.S: I started that chain mail. I wrote it at four a.m and mailed it to everyone about a couple of weeks ago. And what goes around comes around. It also goes to show that the average human IQ is slightly below that of a broken tea-cup.
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dabbax
at least i write proper english as opposed to a certain someone who writes 'u' instead of 'you' and 'r' instead of 'are' in a pathetic attempt at apparent yo-ness[sic!]
u r weird.
ys i m.
Well, Indus Creep's BRILLIANT, anyway :P
That we all know...and maybe in a little time, the world should know about it too!
"RISE, BRUCE, RIIIISE"
*i give stunning entry onto stage*
thenk you, thenk you...merci, merci...
"Subbu, you were good."
"Nice acting, tarun"
"Oh...XX...you were so brilliant"
WTF? He walked on stage looking stoned. Plus he forgot his steps.
Ah crap...Love ke liye saala kuch bhi karega
Vokay vokay...am a bad actor...i accept.
No you are a good actor, but you had no acting to do. i am sure you WERE actually stoned.
But all's well that ends well, but where the hell is the godammed oil well?
The oil well in Saddam's backyard is almost emptied by MF Bush.
So get the crack and we shall raid it before it dries out.
*Hick* Dry season :(
@gshenoy: Yeah...crack. but which one are you talking about? Your protege is tom-tomming about his patch for the *someguy'sname*-tree.
Your iq is zilch too if you're wasting time on those.
It is not. I had the brilliant brainwave to at least try something. You chumma write about some movie that 80% of your readers haven't seen. Even if they haven't some will pretend to have seen it. Why can you not write stuff like you used to before?
Does it always have to be about roman holiday or ingrid bergman or something like that?
Subbu, do all your posts have to deride yo-ness that you could never achieve? Lit-Junta B*****d!
Nice pleasant look ur blog has now btw.
obly. Yo-ness is a social disease. like poverty. it has to be eradicated.
but then some of us are closwt-yos
LOL good one!!! I was planning to write about this too!!
Happy New Year! :)
Thanks. Long time no see. Good to see you back.
Happy new year and may you have a blast!
y have u stopped posting??
Pavithra kamath as in P.K.???
When did you start reading my blog?
Swalpa busy, but yes i plan to give the low down dope on women of mumbai.
Even I got a copy of the mail . Very Very Surprisng to find that you are the culprit :)
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